Lord of the Rings: War in the North T-Shirt Giveaway!

Want to sport a bit of The Lord of the Rings: War in the North pride? You're in luck: we've got 50 XL t-shirts to give away!
The guidelines are simple: in order to qualify to win, leave a comment with the answers for these three questions, based on today's The Lord of the Rings: War in the North online feature:
- What football nickname do we give the Clobber Trolls?
- What will Elrond school you on?
- If your blood got pumping over the battle for Helm's Deep in The Two Towers, what will you like about Nordinbad?
We'll randomly pick 50 winners next Tuesday, November 15th.
Update (11/17/11): Sorry, gang! We got sucked deep into the vortex known as shipping out our January 2012 issue. What we'll do is close off the comments for now, and just send a shirt to everyone who posted a comment. Please make sure your registered email addresses are up to date! We'll begin contacting everyone no later than Monday, Nov 21st.
The Fine Print: US residents only, must be 18 or over. Entries will be selected Tuesday, November 15th and the results listed as an update on this post. Winners will be contacted by Thursday, November 17th via their registered email address.
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gkicker2
November 17, 2011 at 2:37pm
If you need to dump some extra shirts, I've got some in-laws who dig LoTR... can you say Christmas presents?!
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judbud
November 14, 2011 at 7:22pm
#1 Overgrown Linebackers#2 The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor#3 The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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TheIcemanCometh
November 14, 2011 at 3:24pm
- Overgrown Linebackers
- The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
- The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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Lena
November 14, 2011 at 2:23pm
They're trolls so they obvioulsy need to be offensive linemen.Elrond will school me in everything, I'm pitiful.What I'll like about Nordinbad, I'll like when it's over because I'm going to be completely stressed out.
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Seanstergun
November 10, 2011 at 9:16pm
- Overgrown linebackers
- The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
- The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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Milton29
November 10, 2011 at 8:14am
1. Overgrown Linebackers 2. The dangers of Black Speech 3. Makes me feel like a true general in the War of the Ring
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neCso
November 10, 2011 at 5:59am
Overgrown LinebackersThe dangers of the Black Speech of MordorThe tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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jstuartb
November 09, 2011 at 10:41pm
Linebackers, Black Speech of Mordor, dwarven stronghold of Nordinbad. T-shirts are my favorite.
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miamiprodigy
November 09, 2011 at 9:11pm
1. Overgrown linebackers..... the clobber trolls would definetly be the" jocks" who drive the ford mustangs and have the hottest girl in school..... and you cant do anything about it cause they will kick your ass..... sorry, first hand experience. 2. The black speech of mordor.... but I believe he would most likely teach space and time continum..... since his true identiy is agent smith from the matrix. :). 3. I will love the tense and extended defense of a dwarven refuge.... but what I would really like to see is lord of the rings: smeagol's revenge.
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meltedpickle
November 09, 2011 at 8:10pm
1.Overgrown linebackers
2.The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
3.The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refugeI hope I win a Lord of the rings t-shirt!It would be so awsome!
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Badger117 JM
November 09, 2011 at 8:05pm
1. Clobber trolls = overgrown linebackers2. Elrond schools you on the dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor3. Defense of a Dwarven refuge called Nordinbad will get your blood pumping.
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Bionic92
November 09, 2011 at 7:43pm
- Overgrown linebackers.
- The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor.
- The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge.
I really should pick up this game once the deluge of games ends. Arkhan City, GoW3, and MW3 are all taking up quite a bit of my time.
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JimColberg
November 09, 2011 at 7:09pm
- Overgrown Linebackers
- The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
- The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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NBA Kirkland
November 09, 2011 at 6:15pm
- Overgrown Linebackers
- The dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
- The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
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GamerGirl19
November 09, 2011 at 5:43pm
1.) Linebackers (specifically overgrown linebackers) 2.) Dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor 3.) The intense defense of the Dwarven refuge of Nordinbad where you get to "Repel exploding kamikaze goblins, topple enemy towers with mounted crossbows, and keep a pair of lumbering trolls from breaching the gates to the inner sanctum." Now that does sound like a blast and almost as fun as if you got to play the battle of Helm's Deep. Maybe even funner though since it'll be a new experience :)
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AstYak
November 09, 2011 at 5:41pm
1. Overgrown Linebackers2. Black Speech of Mordor3. The tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge!
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gkicker2
November 09, 2011 at 5:30pm
1. Overgrown linebacker ... Cole Train baby! 2. Black Speech of Mordon... Mr Anderson 3. Tense defense of a Dwarven refuge... "21...22..." Wooohooo!
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paradoxes
November 09, 2011 at 5:28pm
- 1. The '85 Bears.
- 2. How to remain calm even when my daughter is marrying a human.
- 3. Dealing with suicide-bombing goblins.
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ptc
November 09, 2011 at 5:14pm
- overgrown linebackers
- the dangers of the Black Speech of Mordor
- the tense and extended defense of a Dwarven refuge
















