Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!
(80 MS Points, Cupholder)

College is tough enough without the added pressure of having to score. But you don't want to end up as a lonely wizard casting fireballs at goblins all day. That's what'll happen if you're still single at 30, apparently. Wooing girls in an attempt to escape your nerdy fate leads to humorous mishaps in this odd "choose your own adventure." Making smart choices boosts your stats, but one wrong move can doom you to…wizardry.

Shoot or Date
(80 MS Points, Silver Dollar Games)

This game takes a binary approach to love: your job is to put a bullet in anyone packing a lethal weapon, regardless of how hot they might be, and date unarmed prospects matching your preferred gender preference. Easy enough, except that your selections pop-up at lightning speed, giving you only a second to decide whether to smoke or snog them.

Virtual Attraction, Part 1
(80 MS Points, Fun Factory Entertainment)

It's not an encouraging sign if you're turning to games for advice on women. But if that's how you roll then Virtual Attraction may be what you're looking for. Purportedly based on "actual scientific field research," this interactive love guide gives you the skinny and lets you test you mad pick-up skills against a virtual gals before hitting the streets to strut your stuff. Pack a grain of salt.

Avalis Dungeon
(240 MS Points, Team Shuriken)

No risqué dungeon crawling adventure would be complete without the ability to slice the clothing and armor off your physically endowed adversaries. Beauty is deadly in these subterranean corridors, and selecting the proper modes of attack with each encounter is a tricky process of trial-and-error. Still, your reward for staying alive and landing the critical blow is an eyeful of supple demon flesh. Pure absurdity.

Who Did I Date Last Night?
(80 MS Points, Silver Dollar Games)

Ever wake up after an amazing night on the town with someone…only you can't remember them? That's the premise of this romance-themed puzzle game. Going by a handful of vague clues like "I think she's blonde" and "she looks serious all the time," your task is to weed through a stack of photos to properly guess your mystery date via process of elimination. Weird? Definitely. But entertaining nonetheless.

Avatar Connection
(80 MS Points, Digital DNA Games)

Rather than simply fiddling around with a fake digital companion, Avatar Connection connects you with other people across the internet — in Avatar form. Modeled after cheesy dating game shows of the past, this meeting space lets you chat with folks or sit in the audience to scope out other people's conversations. You're not likely to find romance, but there's potential for shenanigans.

Call Me
(80 MS Points, Utopioneer Games)

Some folks have all the personality of a rock. This puzzler is a quick way to see how you measure up with female patrons hanging out at a seedy bar. Each gal has a distinct personality, which affects her responses. Making nice unlocks additional ladies to chat with, and your own personality is broken down into different categories depending on your answers. Are you a romantic? Too chatty? Gaze into Call Me's crystal ball.

Avatar Massage Online
(80 MS Points, JForce Games)

Whether you're into "interacting" with total strangers or you're fostering a long-distance relationship, Avatar Massage Online seems aimed at helping you meet certain...needs. When physical touch isn't feasible, this program let you plunk your Avatar down into a massage chair next to your on-screen partner to "unloosen" those "knots." A handful of facial expressions provide visual feedback too.