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    Moon Diver review

    It’s hard to tell exactly what the heck is going on in 2081, but apparently some supernatural schmuck has left most of Europe a smoldering ruin. Four neon-hued heroes rise from the rubble to leap, dash, slide, and slash their insanely monotonous side-scrolling way through legions of evil machines.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine review

    The best thing about good-looking, regenerating near-immortals is the amount of punishment you can inflict on them out of impotent jealousy. Luckily, Wolverine was born to soak up all the pain you’ve got, and it’s fair to say that Logan spends a good proportion of the game with his gutcage blown open.